is it out of line to wish people a Merry Christmas in the middle of April? I think that that would be funny. Am I wrong?
Not likely my lovelies….
“well, the psychic visions are worsening as we grow closer to Alma. She’s already won, she just doesn’t know it yet.”
I think I could be really good friends with Morla. If I could just find her old ass. Every friggin time I find myself trudging my merry way through the swamps of sadness – every single time – I get distracted by my drowning pack animal and friggin Falcor scoops me up and away we go.
I’m really starting to thing that the two of them are in cahoots.
I have nothing else to report here at faraway global headquarters. Itub sales are down 99.5% but hey, it’s all about the time of year and the number of units that we did move. The old people conspiracy is alive and well and growing all the time.
that is all
btw, i think it would be really neat if my neighbor on one side was Spaceghost, on the other was Brak, and across the street was the Oblongs….
I think my friend is starting a meth lab in her apartment. It’s nice to see her finally getting engaged in some kind of creative and socially productive activity.
Society will be so happy.
In other news… I think there is a covert secret ops force of elderlys (new word I believe) who are following things here at faraway hello global headquarters. Ever since I started my hate-fueled tirades about them, I’ve noticed what can only be described as an active effort to engage, frustrate, and annoy me by any means necessary. Maybe they’re smarter then they appear? Maybe I’ve been wrong about them all along. Perhaps the slovenly, unkempt, and otherwise clueless behavior and appearance is, in fact, a facade. I can’t really go in to too much detail, what with the obvious aforementioned monitoring, but let’s just say that they are coming out of the woodwork.
Lastly for today, I’ve been adding words to my list of favorites. Yes, you heard right, I have a growing list of favorite words.
A brand new addition being – petulance. What a fun word.
For those of you, my lovelies, who are curious, other entries include;
filial, omnipresent, fecal, atrophy, embolism, and discombobulation.
all for now!